Ayyyy bay bay~ Im Jessica, I'm a Pokemon and Legend of Zelda nerd. I got all the swiggity swags but first CAN I TOUCH YOUR BUTT?
He doesn’t look like he’s going to be gentle at all
OMFG I AM SO SCARED FOR MY ASS RIGHT NOW.
tell me a secret
One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.
I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.
I can’t breathe
Hopping Mareep gifs! These were fun to create! I should consider making some backgrounds with these designs. uwu
Please do not edit, repost, etc~
Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.
I will reblog this until my fingers bleed.
you don’t understand how much i love russel brand
AND CALVIN IS WITH THE GIRL THAT HATED HIM ASFHAGS
im crying a lil bit
I need this in my tumblr forever.
is anyone gonna talk about how his kids name is bacon???
HE’S WITH SUZIE THAT WAS MY CHILDHOOD OTP
..this is real.
who names their kid bacon
Calvin and Hobbes were Reformation-era philosophers, as was Frances Bacon. I’m better his daughter’s name is actually Frances, but he calls her by the appropriate last name of the philosopher, just as Calvin and Hobbes are last names.
OH THE FEELS! THE ABSOLUTE FEELS!
OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH. MY. GAAAAAAAAAWD.
I’M FREKING OUT