if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die
How the hell would you even get in that situation
have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough
Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth.
i was not prepared for that
why do they even make underwear with tags??? just to tickle ur buttcrack???? what kind of sick joke is this???????????
Playing against a friend who’s new to the game
When they start winning
two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”.
the bar was in japan.
must be why everyone is speaking in english
this is a dubbed text post
the manga was better
a lot of people are calling squirtle brutal in that pokemon origins clip that was released but im just kind of sitting here laughin
yall never read the manga did you